Horror Stories

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A Grade-One Hot Mess

The feral animal’s instinct to survive is one of its most remarkable attributes. If caught, say, in a spring trap, beasts of the past have demonstrated that the...
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Bad Hair Date

He first said “Hi” using a GIF – one of a man celebrating a victory by flexing his arms in the air, making aggressive pelvic thrusts. The victory, apparently, w...
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No Condom Left Behind

There are some things you shouldn't say to a guy on the first date. Here's one: When he mentions he has six siblings, don't down your last gulp of beer and ask:...
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The Swipe and Wipe

It was the second time we met up, and I was looking forward to this particular meeting. He was clearly successful, motivated, and carried a slight resemblance t...