Lip-smacking noises, short-sleeved collared button-ups, and uncomfortable bedroom intimacy involving super-awkward moments with dogs … Welcome to Episode One of the DatingFML Podcast! In this inaugural kick off, DatingFML’s editor and publisher explore the neurotic nuances of first-date turnoffs, as well as the rules of having pets in the bedroom. WARNING: This episode contains swear words, raw stories, and whiskey. Have a pet peeve of your own? Tell us about it in the comments below.